We’ve got class.
goddammit so close
"The idea is we’re not trying to save big-R rock ‘n’ roll because big-R rock ‘n’ roll is a thing. It’s, like, leather jackets. But we do want to promote little-R rock ‘n’ roll, which is an attitude, a perspective on life”
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects
Then how do they expect a single student to learn all the subjects fuck
everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay
even the boys?
We have that one brah that makes everything okay
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
when teachers use your work as an example